Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
did i just pee glitter
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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