I think im going to throw up on grandma
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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