? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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