You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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