If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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