I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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