Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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