Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Randomize
