So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
