Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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