On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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