I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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