Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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