: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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