So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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