How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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