he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
