I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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