He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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