Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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