Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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