So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
