Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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