Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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