Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
