I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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