fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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