found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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