maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
