Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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