This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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