I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That's intense
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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