: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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