I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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