Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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