at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
