I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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