I have demons in me.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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