We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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