just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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