She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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