can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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