What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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