omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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