since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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