whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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