Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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