that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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