Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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