BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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